Miley Cyrus crossing over to the dark side
Mothers of America! Sharpen those pitch forks and hoist up those halos, another Disney darling has gone WILD! Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) is quickly going the way of Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Before you know it she’ll be lip syncing on stage in ass less chaps while sharing a girl on girl kiss. You know, those kisses that have been destroying American families for decades. Oh the horror!
VIA Hollywire
After the 2008 Myspace photo incident the world was kind enough to forgive Montana Cyrus for acting like a dirty 15-year-old girl going through puberty. (For those who don’t know, puberty is a disease usually contracted by teenagers after they witness famous figures setting bad examples. It is in no way a natural part of human growth.) With her recent pole dancing performances and nearly pornographic music videos there’s no stop to the madness.
Who will raise America’s adolescent girls when Montana…I mean Cyrus makes the complete transformation to full grown adult? Didn’t she realize when she was signing her Disney contract that she was making a promise to be cute and virginal forever? You would think Billy Ray Cyrus would have pointed out the fine print when he helped sign her life away.
Parents should realize that the Disney channel cannot be trusted to provide role models. Once they hit their teen years they immediately forget about their role model status and commit acts of debauchery while they single-handedly destroy American children. Oh the humanity!
Where can parents turn to find good role models for their children anymore? Maybe Nikelodeon…nah, their theme park isn’t as cool.
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